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Your Every Legal Need

There is no escaping the courtroom these days with lawyers coming at you from every direction. Well, I say give 'em a taste of their own medicine. My PowerPoints are not only admissible in court (I have brought them in on a thumb drive every single time I have been in court), but they are keep people riveted until the very end.

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Don't forget I've made dozens of other versatile PowerPoints fit for your needs, whatever those needs may be!

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  • The Courts May Recognize "Our" Divorce, But I Don't
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