Casual Encounters of the Turgid Kind

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Chronic Side Stitch? Rib Issue?
• [MAFIA] Pointless Complicated RPG
• Amazon DOTD - ER: The Complete Seasons 1-15 (2011)
• Bitch Tits and Butt Toots
• Next Generation Xbox Reveal Discussion Thread
• The Pet Lord
• Amy's Baking Company: Dystopian Employer Fuckery Guaranteed
• Long-term but mild knee problem - Possibly overreacting?