Due or Die. Choose Your Own Adventure for the College Freshman

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Dyson DC24 Animal Vacuum for $275
• Time to get off my ass!
• Information about/experiences with 'snoring appliances'?
• Tell me About River Tubing
• A quick look at the Milwaukee site and puzzle.
• 2013 Stanley Cup Final, Game 3 - kane is a weenie
• Quake 3 - Come play CPMA with goons
• 6/17 GDT NL Central Supremacy