He replies quickly, telling you sorry, but he still expects an emailed copy. He is truely a smart beast. A total asshole, but a smart asshole. You hate him, but understand how much power he has at his finger tips.
Desperate, you take photos of all the pages and send it off.
Hell yeah. You've been in college for four weeks, you just finished your first assignment, and you're set until the next. College rules.
Congratulations. You turned your first assignment in. You end up getting a D, but who the fuck cares? Party!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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