He replies quickly, telling you sorry, but he still expects an emailed copy. He is truely a smart beast. A total asshole, but a smart asshole. You hate him, but understand how much power he has at his finger tips.
Desperate, you take photos of all the pages and send it off.
Hell yeah. You've been in college for four weeks, you just finished your first assignment, and you're set until the next. College rules.
Congratulations. You turned your first assignment in. You end up getting a D, but who the fuck cares? Party!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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