He replies quickly, telling you sorry, but he still expects an emailed copy. He is truely a smart beast. A total asshole, but a smart asshole. You hate him, but understand how much power he has at his finger tips.
Desperate, you take photos of all the pages and send it off.
Hell yeah. You've been in college for four weeks, you just finished your first assignment, and you're set until the next. College rules.
Congratulations. You turned your first assignment in. You end up getting a D, but who the fuck cares? Party!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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