Euphemisms: "Work"
Grinding levels in crafting
Restocking the stripper fund
Ass to the grind chair
Making the minimum payments
Putting Taco BellŪ Crunchwrap Supremes" on the table
Restaurant Work
Hogging fountain Sprites
Texting from the kitchen
Swinging the mop
Applebeasting
Hairing the pizza
IT Work
Patching the Anti-virus
Troubleshooting the boss's iPhone
Uninstalling Bit Torrent
De-spilling the laptops
Windowing Minecraft
Factory Work
Living history
Welding tomorrow's junk
Playing Chinese
Riveting dog stairs
Military Work
Revising maps the hard way
Honoring the sacrifice
Avoiding jail time
Burning the shit bags
Detailing the MRAP
Nursing Work
Running the numbers
Swapping bags
Scraping stink
Deluxe Room Service
Engineering Work
Dreaming the flange
Probleming the solution
Screendooring the submarine
Designing a better mouse turd
Teaching Work
Wasting supplies on idiots
Grading Twilight book reports
Explaining algebra to a wall
Training tomorrow's criminals
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