RPM Ministries, submitted by Graham. A "youth pastor" with a filthy upper lip and his "assistant" preach the Word of Our Lord by using very large fonts, animated gifs, and illegible blobs of text. To sway over some of the more hardcore nonbelievers, he copies jokes that were forwarded to his email account and chooses to leave in the forwarded ">" signs.

RPM Ministries exists to : make unbelieving students aware of God's love, affirm their place in a loving community, awaken them to their own personal ministry, help them apply God's word, and lead them to totally adore God.

Sounds Jesus-riffic to me! However, this isn't the "good" part of the site. Oh no! Wait until you head over to the webmaster's "ABOUT ME" section. Prepare yourself for horror, ladies and slightly non-ladies, as this page has some of the most disturbing pictures in the history of the world. And I'm not just talking about the photo of the webmaster either.

I'll give somebody $15,000,000* if they can answer the following question: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THESE PICTURES? This is some seriously creepy shit, and it doesn't do much to make me a devout religious guy. In fact, I'm pretty much paralyzed with utter fear.

*No I won't

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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