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The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• How to associate physical drive information to logical drive information.
• MLB Draft 2013 - THERE IS A PLAYER NAMED SICNARF LOOPSTOK
• Fiancee unknowingly did something very bad.....
• This thread matched third party content from Nintendo
• New DC Jack in ASUS Windows laptop, now battery doesn't seem to charge
• NHL GDT 5/17 - there is only 1 game tonight. the most important game
• What is your preferred site creation+hosting service?
• Obama Wants a New Ride: Presidential Plane Being Auctioned