Thank you, Ickyzor, for being Phriday's honorary water safety representative for the week.
jazzyjay also champions water safety, and for that he gets a badge.
Old Grendel makes things safe and doesn't remove the slightest bit of oomph from this picture.
Kanzune often dreams of riding the banana boat to Valhalla.
Kanzune added some tourists or some such. Who cares, he's a swell guy.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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