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WHAT THE FUCK!? ANY NIGGAS OUT THERE??
Holla At: C-ZAR @ D Block on 4
Askin: I AM JUST LOOKIN FOR ANY NIGGA THAT IS ALIVE AND AINT GOT INSIDE OUT SKIN OR TEN MOUTHS OR SOME INSANE CLAVO SHIT
Niggas word: IS BOND (16 in last 3 months)
I AM NOT EVEN PLAYIN WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA? SHIT JUST KEP ON GETTIN CLAVOER EVERY MOTHERFUCKIN DAY BUT NOW THIS SHIT IS JUST RETARDED CLAVO. THIS SHIT IS LIKE SOME ANCIENT FORGOTTEN SCROLLS ABOUT DEMONS FROM BEFORE TIME OR SOME SHIT NIGGA. WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS TRAVESTY?
YALL, I DID NOT RAPE ON NO LYNX SO DONT BE SAYIN NO SHIT BOUT HOW I DESERVE THIS SHIT. EVEN ASSUMIN A NIGGA DID DO SOME UNLAWFUL GENITAL TOUCHIN ON A LYNX AINT NO JUDGE I HEARD SAY "NIGGA YOU DO 15 YEARS IN LAMBSPOKE AND THEN IT TURN INTO HELL WITH ALL SORT OF EVIL ASS GHOST AND MONSTER AND CRAZY PHENOMONONS MENACIN A NIGGA WITH NO POSSIBILITY OF PAROLE OR JUST GETTIN A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP" I AINT HEARD THAT AND I KNOW I AINT HEARD NO GAVEL DROP AT THE END.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON HERE NIGGAS? THIS IS BEDLAMB! I AINT SEEN A NINJA TURTLE IN LIKE THREE DAYS AND THEN I SEE ONE RUNNIN WITH BANDAGES ON HIS HEAD LOoKIN ALL SCARED AND I WAS LIKE "YO HOLD UP WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON?" AND HE WAS LIKE "RUN" only the "N" was more like "AUGHULK!" ON ACCOUNT OF THIS BIG PROBOSCITOSITY COMIN OUT THIS BIG EVIL ASS BUTTERFLY THING THAT CAME OUT THE SHADOWS AND STAB THROUGH THAT NIGGAS HEAD. HE WAS LIKE HOLLOWIN OUT WHILE IT DRINK ALL HIS BLOOD IN HIS BRAIN AND THEN I JUST RAN BECAUSE FUCK THAT I AINT GETTING MY BRAIN DRANK BY NO EVIL ASS GIANT BUTTERFLY.
SINCE THEN I BEEN HIDIN BEST I CAN. BEEN A WHILE SINCE I EVEN SEEN ANOTHER CONVICT. ANY YALL OUT THERE PLEASE HOLLA AT A NIGGA THIS IS GETTIN RIDICULOUS.
DONT TAKE ME WRONG, I SEEN PLENTY OF NIGGAS I SORTA RECOGNIZE, BUT THEM NIGGAS IS EVIL ASS MOTHERFUCKIN NO GOOD GHOSTS. THAT SKINNY BITCH CLAVO ANDY LOOK GOT A PIPE THROUGH HIS CHEST AND A SKULL FACE AND HIS TEETH IS CLACKIN ALL THE TIME AND I SAW BLOWJOBS CORLEONE HE LIKE A CENTIPEDE OR A WORM OR SOMETHIN NOW ONLY ITS ALL BASED AROUND HIS GIANT SPINE AND HES GOT A FUCKIN LOBSTER MOUTH. I SAW THAT AND I WAS LIKE EW NIGGA GET THE FUCK AWAY.
SO, YO, IF YALL IN LAMBSPOKE AND YOU AINT AN EVIL ASS GHOST OR SOME MONSTER FROM THE FUTURE OR SOME SHIT HOLLA AT A NIGGA. WE AINT EVEN GOT TO RUN A GAME OR GET TORE UP. JUST ANY SORT OF SOCIALIZIN WOULD BE A HELP TO A NIGGA.
I WILL BE UP IN A WALL WITH SOME PIPES TRYIN NOT TO GET FOUND OUT.
PEACE OUT NIGGAS.
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