Senior Living 3: Oldageddon Part 2

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• [Monsterhearts] Ravensworth Academy for Young Monsters of Quality
• SCF Game 4: Welcome to the Tuukka Rask Invitational
• Random BSODs + "Disk boot failure" at start-up
• Can someone tell me about LBJ?
• What's This?
• Tell me how to fix my 3ds
• Post your phone's personal dictionary!
• ASUS 24-Inch LED-Lit IPS Professional Grade Monitor for $259.99