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Well you've sold me, gents! If you can cram my bulgy skull into one of your clown masks up there and give me a real cool name like the "Arabian Stab Machine," then we'll be in busniess!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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