HURTWELL

HURTWELL was a simple, peaceful boy from the rural Shugo prefecture of Kentucky, America. His father was a moonshiner of liquors, and his mother a seamsman. HURTWELL was trained by the master ORIGINAL RICK, and he used his powers of fighting only for protection and romance, until one day his parents were kidnapped by the evil EMPEROR SHOZO. From that day forth, HURTWELL knew his destiny would be to win the MASTER OF CHAMPION FIGHTING TOURNAMENT and secure the freedom of his parents and world!

DOB: 10/26/1978

HEIGHT: 5'09"

BLOOD TYPE: R

SEX: MALE

FIGHTING TECHNIQUE: AMERICA BRAWL

Attacks

Input	Move Name
+	Palooken
+	Trout Kick
+	Wolf Toucher
+	Racially-Motivated Haymaker
	Rick's Original Famous Punch
+	Nickelbackhand
	Chops of Jupiter
+	Shogun Sacktap
+	Five-Finger Discount
+	VCR Throw
	Face Parade
+	Lactate
+	Handjab

Throws / Grabs

Input	Move Name
+	Dude Huck
+	Non-Confrontational Powerbomb
+	Flying Chiropractic Subluxator
+	Bon Piledr-Iver
+	Atomic Nurple
+	Tokyo Grope

Blocks / Counters

Input	Move Name
	Damage Prevention Elbow
	Fetal Position
	Reverse Cowgirl
	Opposite Day
+	John Mayall's Bluesbreaker

Taunts

Input	Move Name
+	Insincere Flattery
	Jerky-Offy Motion
	Classic False Frisbee Throw Dog Fakeout
	Verbal Warning

Ultra Finishers

Input	Move Name
+	Tearful Neck Snap of Mercy
+	Get Your Brother To Do This One

- Dr. David Thorpe (@Arr)