Forums Goon jood found a Flash site that allows you to make custom story tapestries. So in typical goon fashion the forums decided to come up with a few "interesting" takes on ye olde medieval times. Bar wenche! Bringe me more ale!

Action Jacktion

Aidan

Anti-Derivative

Apriori

Burnsy

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Cid Highwind

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