Forums poster Quetzalcoatl 2.0 recently became intrigued/obsessed with the idea of placing reality-show bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman in holiday situations. Not only did he start a Something Awful Photoshop thread with this theme, but also he even registered the Web site Dog for Christmas. Why would someone invest so much time and energy in such an esoteric concept? Responds the Christmas Dog enthusiast: "There is unfortunately no deeper resonance; I am just bored and stupid." As a stocking stuffer, the last page contains assorted non-Dog-related seasonal images. And no captions this week: That's my Christmas present to myself!
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