Forums poster Quetzalcoatl 2.0 recently became intrigued/obsessed with the idea of placing reality-show bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman in holiday situations. Not only did he start a Something Awful Photoshop thread with this theme, but also he even registered the Web site Dog for Christmas. Why would someone invest so much time and energy in such an esoteric concept? Responds the Christmas Dog enthusiast: "There is unfortunately no deeper resonance; I am just bored and stupid." As a stocking stuffer, the last page contains assorted non-Dog-related seasonal images. And no captions this week: That's my Christmas present to myself!
A LOVELY LAD
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!