This week is a premature but still timely nod at Christmas, that infernal holiday that vexes me like an untamed scorpion running wild through the canyons of my pants. Forum Goon "darthphunk" got things started this week, with a bunch of the local kids following suit. As a result of this startling chain reaction, stuff happened. We bring you this stuff in hopes of enriching your life, albeit enriching it with poison.
Please do be partaking of our Christmas offerings, scumbag:
"darthphunk" started it all with this dorky album:
"howthedevil" is a master of the clever. No, not really.
Play this "CrazedGranny" album backwards to reveal pro-Chanukah messages:
"BigFactory" isn't that far from reality:
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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