This week is a premature but still timely nod at Christmas, that infernal holiday that vexes me like an untamed scorpion running wild through the canyons of my pants. Forum Goon "darthphunk" got things started this week, with a bunch of the local kids following suit. As a result of this startling chain reaction, stuff happened. We bring you this stuff in hopes of enriching your life, albeit enriching it with poison.
Please do be partaking of our Christmas offerings, scumbag:
"darthphunk" started it all with this dorky album:
"howthedevil" is a master of the clever. No, not really.
Play this "CrazedGranny" album backwards to reveal pro-Chanukah messages:
"BigFactory" isn't that far from reality:
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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