World War Fun II (Part 2 of 2)
SpaceMouse has never actually been seen in the same room as his prized "World's Largest Pumpkin." PERHAPS THEY ARE ONE IN THE SAME??

Spiffarino is the world's soggiest man, a title he earned for himself by soaking in a tub of milk for five days.

Spiffarino's dying wish is to be fed to starving children.

Straws hasn't been the same since the bastards took his Matlock away.

