SpaceMouse has never actually been seen in the same room as his prized "World's Largest Pumpkin." PERHAPS THEY ARE ONE IN THE SAME??
Spiffarino is the world's soggiest man, a title he earned for himself by soaking in a tub of milk for five days.
Spiffarino's dying wish is to be fed to starving children.
Straws hasn't been the same since the bastards took his Matlock away.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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