SpaceMouse has never actually been seen in the same room as his prized "World's Largest Pumpkin." PERHAPS THEY ARE ONE IN THE SAME??
Spiffarino is the world's soggiest man, a title he earned for himself by soaking in a tub of milk for five days.
Spiffarino's dying wish is to be fed to starving children.
Straws hasn't been the same since the bastards took his Matlock away.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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