SpaceMouse has never actually been seen in the same room as his prized "World's Largest Pumpkin." PERHAPS THEY ARE ONE IN THE SAME??
Spiffarino is the world's soggiest man, a title he earned for himself by soaking in a tub of milk for five days.
Spiffarino's dying wish is to be fed to starving children.
Straws hasn't been the same since the bastards took his Matlock away.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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