The Nob Goblin makes his own high fructose corn syrup at home.
Thunderfist has been saving styrofoam packing peanuts for ten years now. Soon his plan to take over the world will be complete.
Tiki God is definitely a party favorite.
Tiki God was fired from the shoe factory for chronic shoelace theft.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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