Memorable Dialogue: Ice Hockey








The Lord Of The Rings: Conquest
If you want epic multiplayer warfare that takes place in one of the most beloved nerd franchises of all time, keep waiting for Star Wars: Battlefront 3. 5/10
Skate 2
In my world, every game with at least one mode that boils down to "hurt yourself as badly as possible" deserves a rental at the very least. 7/10
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