The Lord Of The Rings: Conquest
If you want epic multiplayer warfare that takes place in one of the most beloved nerd franchises of all time, keep waiting for Star Wars: Battlefront 3. 5/10
In my world, every game with at least one mode that boils down to "hurt yourself as badly as possible" deserves a rental at the very least. 7/10
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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