Have you noticed the other SA writers have been slacking lately and not writing their Daily Dirts? Maybe that's because they realized it was a shitty idea for a feature. I don't want to read chatlogs of moof and Livestock flirting or Lowtax trying to string together coherent political thoughts or CTS talking about how badly he wants to nail his neighbor's 14-year-old Cocker Spaniel... IT IS LIVEJOURNAL BULLSHIT BLOGS ARE FOR THE BIRDS!
Anyways, I really doubt many people who read SA are into sports, but I like writing about the NFL anyway, dammit. I personally think the NFL is easily the best-run and most entertaining of all the major sports. For one thing, pretty much every game counts, it's not like baseball where you have to suffer through 140+ games before things start to get interesting.
And I'm unfortunately really a Bills fan, since I grew up in Western New York. Yeah, the early 90's sucked.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!