Lister got things started by immediately playing the anal sex card. I hope he's more tactful on dates.
hurrrr² is the sound I make when I eat oatmeal taken to the second power.
jalad lost his virginity to a Wookiee at Mos Eisly station.
ToiletDuk needs to go warm up the car for me because I can't handle the cold.
mcbexx is a lot like a glacier. On second thought, he's a lot like a Frisbee.
Sometimes it’s helpful to explain your allergies, other times you just need to apologize for sneezing on someone’s face.
Jim & Karen's wedding is gonna be a blast! Here's some hints you aren't invited.
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