Lister got things started by immediately playing the anal sex card. I hope he's more tactful on dates.
hurrrr² is the sound I make when I eat oatmeal taken to the second power.
jalad lost his virginity to a Wookiee at Mos Eisly station.
ToiletDuk needs to go warm up the car for me because I can't handle the cold.
mcbexx is a lot like a glacier. On second thought, he's a lot like a Frisbee.
Please consider updating your plan to include Trickle Down Antibiotics, the Millennial Meltdown, and other new options.
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
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