Lister got things started by immediately playing the anal sex card. I hope he's more tactful on dates.
hurrrr² is the sound I make when I eat oatmeal taken to the second power.
jalad lost his virginity to a Wookiee at Mos Eisly station.
ToiletDuk needs to go warm up the car for me because I can't handle the cold.
mcbexx is a lot like a glacier. On second thought, he's a lot like a Frisbee.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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