Lister got things started by immediately playing the anal sex card. I hope he's more tactful on dates.
hurrrr² is the sound I make when I eat oatmeal taken to the second power.
jalad lost his virginity to a Wookiee at Mos Eisly station.
ToiletDuk needs to go warm up the car for me because I can't handle the cold.
mcbexx is a lot like a glacier. On second thought, he's a lot like a Frisbee.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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