Steve: Summon Camel. Uh, okay. Now what?

Zack: Maybe push it or something.

Steve: It's just making donkey sounds and spitting everywhere.

Zack: Chase it off with a broom.

Steve: I put a blanket on it and now he seems happy.

Zack: Did you name him?

Steve: Shh his name is Clancy but he will be sacrificed next turn to a Benalish Hero.

Zack: I hope she feels like a real tough lady killing a camel in his blanket.
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