Steve: Summon Camel. Uh, okay. Now what?
Zack: Maybe push it or something.
Steve: It's just making donkey sounds and spitting everywhere.
Zack: Chase it off with a broom.
Steve: I put a blanket on it and now he seems happy.
Zack: Did you name him?
Steve: Shh his name is Clancy but he will be sacrificed next turn to a Benalish Hero.Zack: I hope she feels like a real tough lady killing a camel in his blanket.
Now with the sun and the warmth and the generally pleasant atmosphere, you can no longer blame the weather for why you've spent the last sixteen hours sitting inside. You'll need to stay on your toes if you want to stay in your chair.
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.