Zack: I'm pretty sure El-Hajjaj takes over Al Qaeda now that Osama is dead.
Steve: Oh man what are we gonna do our Navy Seals are tapped.
Zack: No problem. We just play a lookalike and then tap our Fake Moon Landing Studio. Let Hollywood
Steve: Yeah, right, a lot of people use that excuse when they're bad at being in the army.
Zack: I am tapping a lot of mana right now.
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.