Zack: I'm pretty sure El-Hajjaj takes over Al Qaeda now that Osama is dead.
Steve: Oh man what are we gonna do our Navy Seals are tapped.
Zack: No problem. We just play a lookalike and then tap our Fake Moon Landing Studio. Let Hollywood
Steve: Yeah, right, a lot of people use that excuse when they're bad at being in the army.
Zack: I am tapping a lot of mana right now.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.