Zack: Tap two deserts to release a video to Al-Jazeera.
Steve: How come everything else in magic is Urzah this and Benalish that and suddenly they're throwing Arabs and Allahs around?
Zack: The neo-cons made Arabs into a fantasy race similar to goblins or thri-kreen. Didn't you watch Power of Nightmares?
Steve: Nightmares you mean like the evil horse?
Zack: Yes. Richard Perle.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.