I started working on this clip for a Photoshop thread called "Make Bad Guys Good," or something like that. But Hannibal is a tough nut to crack. I think I ended up making him significantly worse!
That was actually my second attempt to make Hannibal nicer. My original idea involved Hannibal holding a Lambchop sock puppet and singing The Song That Never Ends through all the scenes. However, it turns out I personally can't pull off Hannibal singing The Song That Never Ends to a satisfactory level. Maybe somebody out there can voice-act this scenario convincingly; if so, send me an e-mail and we'll make this Lambchop thing happen! For now, here's Hannibal being silly.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.