I started working on this clip for a Photoshop thread called "Make Bad Guys Good," or something like that. But Hannibal is a tough nut to crack. I think I ended up making him significantly worse!
That was actually my second attempt to make Hannibal nicer. My original idea involved Hannibal holding a Lambchop sock puppet and singing The Song That Never Ends through all the scenes. However, it turns out I personally can't pull off Hannibal singing The Song That Never Ends to a satisfactory level. Maybe somebody out there can voice-act this scenario convincingly; if so, send me an e-mail and we'll make this Lambchop thing happen! For now, here's Hannibal being silly.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!