I started working on this clip for a Photoshop thread called "Make Bad Guys Good," or something like that. But Hannibal is a tough nut to crack. I think I ended up making him significantly worse!
That was actually my second attempt to make Hannibal nicer. My original idea involved Hannibal holding a Lambchop sock puppet and singing The Song That Never Ends through all the scenes. However, it turns out I personally can't pull off Hannibal singing The Song That Never Ends to a satisfactory level. Maybe somebody out there can voice-act this scenario convincingly; if so, send me an e-mail and we'll make this Lambchop thing happen! For now, here's Hannibal being silly.
I had to register my complaints while they were still fresh. And while the bark was still fresh and pliable.
Hey Asshole! Yeah, You, Jackass! Want To Know Which Disney Princess You Are, You Piece Of Shit?
For every two dollars spent, you get just under one skeleton. A troubling proposition.