I started working on this clip for a Photoshop thread called "Make Bad Guys Good," or something like that. But Hannibal is a tough nut to crack. I think I ended up making him significantly worse!
That was actually my second attempt to make Hannibal nicer. My original idea involved Hannibal holding a Lambchop sock puppet and singing The Song That Never Ends through all the scenes. However, it turns out I personally can't pull off Hannibal singing The Song That Never Ends to a satisfactory level. Maybe somebody out there can voice-act this scenario convincingly; if so, send me an e-mail and we'll make this Lambchop thing happen! For now, here's Hannibal being silly.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.