Let's just assume right now that Mike Tyson has a warning label on him. Go ahead. Assume. Its okay, we all do it. Now, do you know what that label would say? "Do not mix with penguins." Silly you say? I agree, and so do the goons, who made up this silly and sometimes truthful "Stupid Warning Labels."

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