Zack: So he did a science project on Brian Ressler?
Dr. Thorpe: Hypothesis: Brian Ressler will like Black Cherry Vanilla Coke most and Bleach least.
Zack: Procedure: Inserted different samples into Brian Ressler's urethra using a glass pipette
Dr. Thorpe: Conclusion: Unable to discuss due to pending litigation.
Anton Chekhov's famous gun rule is not being followed by some lazy screen writers for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Something Awful reviews the latest indie sensation that everyone says is good so of course it is.
Fashion SWAT... the fashion industry is obsessed with impracticality. We know that what designers create was never meant to be worn by the grimy masses, but that doesn't somehow diminish how ridiculous many of these costumes are. Make no mistake, they are costumes, and like a Halloween prize pageant we will turn our discerning gaze on the grievous fashion misfires of Paris, Milan, and New York. We're not pulling any punches, and we're definitely not interested in making any friends. We're Joan Rivers without Melissa Rivers to temper our screeching. We're the Fashion Police in jack boots. We are Fashion SWAT.