Rich, famous, and handsome Community actor and Childish Gambino alter ego Donald Glover took time out from growing his personal brand to Instagram some inner feelings about his life and career. He isn't the only one spilling their guts on Instagram. Foxconn employee Zhao Tong has been jotting down his notes about working and living at the Foxconn factory making iPhones and Shrek toys. The similarities between the two men are remarkable.
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
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