1. Put a Two Liter Bottle in Your Toilet Tank
Let's all flush less to save rivers. Fill a regular two liter bottle with water and insert it into your toilet's tank to instantly turn your toilet into a low-flow toilet. If you regularly choke the john with your dirt snakes this might not be such a good idea. It might be a great idea. Saves big time bucks $$$ on that water bill you are constantly worrying about.
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Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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