This new version evolved over time and by 2001 had become the Duke we all know and love.
Further upgrades to the graphics engine brought further improvements to Duke and his environs.
And in recent screen shots leaked by 3D Realms Duke is almost indistinguishable from the original Duke Nukum.
But you know all that already. Time for the new and exclusive screen shots!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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