This new version evolved over time and by 2001 had become the Duke we all know and love.
Further upgrades to the graphics engine brought further improvements to Duke and his environs.
And in recent screen shots leaked by 3D Realms Duke is almost indistinguishable from the original Duke Nukum.
But you know all that already. Time for the new and exclusive screen shots!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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