Here, at last, is the short in its entirety:
This film owes everything to the tireless efforts of Dan Sollis and his dedicated crew of filmmakers. Additional thanks to FAVA Rental for providing film equipment.
We all hope you enjoy the film.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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