Here, at last, is the short in its entirety:
This film owes everything to the tireless efforts of Dan Sollis and his dedicated crew of filmmakers. Additional thanks to FAVA Rental for providing film equipment.
We all hope you enjoy the film.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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