Here, at last, is the short in its entirety:
This film owes everything to the tireless efforts of Dan Sollis and his dedicated crew of filmmakers. Additional thanks to FAVA Rental for providing film equipment.
We all hope you enjoy the film.
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
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Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
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