Something Awful's very own late night cable hosts Nick Q. and Joe P. are back again with a brand new "Steal of the Century!" Today's 11-minute episode, which originally aired on September 23rd at 2:38 AM on channel 5401, features the Steal of the Century crew offering an incredible deal on a brand new "Compact PC," complete with a laundry basket full of amazing additions!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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