Something Awful's very own late night cable hosts Nick Q. and Joe P. are back again with a brand new "Steal of the Century!" Today's 11-minute episode, which originally aired on September 23rd at 2:38 AM on channel 5401, features the Steal of the Century crew offering an incredible deal on a brand new "Compact PC," complete with a laundry basket full of amazing additions!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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