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Grandmas at Large
Be on the lookout for these armed and dangerous oldsters.
Stop Hating on Winter
Instead of complaining about the cold, ask yourself where Spring has been all this time.
Recaption New Yorker Cartoons!
These cartoons make a lot more sense now, thanks to these straight-shooting captions from the Goons!
Call of Cthulhu "1990's Handbook" - Saved by the Yith (part 5)
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
Awful Things for Sex!
WARNING: These products can cause SEX DEPRESSION. Do NOT think about who is using them, or why.
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