This article is part of the The Best Of Weekend Web series.
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How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
Shmorky's Flash Tub. A collection of Flash cartoons and shorts, all crammed into neat little Flash Tub packages!
The Weekend Web is an article series on Something Awful where we repost crazy, racist, or disgusting posts made on public forums. The Best Of Weekend Web reenacts these posts as gross cartoons.