Recently a new video game came out called Portal. You may have heard of it. Many of the Something Awful Forum Goons not only heard about it, but actually played it. The Goons, increasingly unable to handle the rigors of modern life and horrifyingly dependent on escapist fanfare, liked the game so much that they decided to apply its principles (sometimes incorrectly) to real life. This is how they think with portals.
bitreaper proved his mettle by making this image, and through a complex series of events, start this theme.
Sure everything looks happy in this pipes! pictures, but in an hour that slide will be coated with vomit.
Hello Pity wants the good times to roll and not stop rolling.
Crun is nothing without his childlike naiveté.
bitreaper lives in an empty apartment bereft of furniture, decorations, and humanity.
Finding the right hat can feel like walking through a minefield for guys. Did a murderer wear your hat? Was it ruined by bros? Are you just an idiot? Find out with our authoritative ranking of bad hats.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!