Pepsi Throwback (and Mountain Dew) are out, taste the sugar. - Any time a snack is modified in any way, it makes itself available for intense scrutiny.
Swine Flu: We're all going to die! - I already want to die, can Swine Flu help me achieve my goals?
THE fat people thread. - Your one-stop-shop for the world's worst shit
Man With MicroPenis Tasered Repeatedly - Please enjoy this video of me
~*~ FYAD ~*~
must love horses - 22 (Battery Park) - The greatest thread you've never read
sunday is the lord's day - Now playing: Darude - Sandstorm
Space Idiot in the Fourth Dimension - So long, Space Idiot!
serious thread:whats a good way to dig into gravel - Yeah lets plant a tree in some rocks, great job!
~*~ Serious Hardware / Software Crap ~*~
Ubuntu 9.04 Jaunty now released (torrents inside) - Do a Thing
Laptop Bags! - Messenger bags more like Nerd Purses
The Linux Questions Thread, SCO non-infringing version - Question: Why won't girls talk to me?
The IT Certification Megathread - The next best thing to nepotism! - I just got my CCNA and a guy in a dumpster laughed at me!
Post your (actual) desktops! - Anime babe wallpapers galore
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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