~*~ Games ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Onslaught
EDGE's 100 best games to play today - Sorry this is wrong, there are only like seven games total worth playing still.
Marvel vs Capcom 2 coming to PSN and Xbox Live!!! - That's 90%, welcome to America.
Instantly recognisable sounds from games! - Even though not everyone has played MGS, is there anything more recognizable than the codec ringing?
Mecha and Demons: Messing With History Since 1923. Let's Play Sakura Wars! - I think this series had a special edition Dreamcast come out for it or something, I dunno.
Cabbagepots Wins, Tunk is eaten by a giantess. Help pick new YCS title! - Gay shit who cares
~*~ Laissez's Fair ~*~
Fun with FEMA! coloring book! - Posters go crazy with MsPaint and the invert tool.
Get off your lazy goon-ass and help pass healthcare reform - For the first time in the history of anything YOU could actually make a difference to the living conditions of THOUSANDS of people with a simple phone! So reach for that dialing wand and get cracking!
Souter's retiring - Recessions are hard on everyone! Even rich old white guys are being forced to retire.
On patrol with real-life superhero "The Shadowhare" - Is modelling your super hero persona on a rabbit any more stupid than basing it on that of a bat? I think it might be!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Buy three Epic Loot Crates for only $7.99, get a free fourth loot crate for only $2.99!
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