Muck N' Mire, submitted by Abraham. I had a nice long ALOD written and our stupid content system ate the ALOD and I'll be fucked if I'm going to force myself to write another five paragraphs about a stupid fucking faggot website where fucking faggots jack off to pictures of people being sucked into quicksand. Mire N' Muck or whatever the shit this site is called is about people who get turned on by quicksand. It's more sick shit from the endless factory of pathos, dementia and criminal sexual activity that is the Internet.
Here's some stupid goddamn pictures from their website:
If you want a quote from their website you can click on the link and read it yourself you lazy goddamn idiot. Honestly, is anyone surprised anymore that this shit is out there?
Anyway, the Internet consists of 99% horrible websites and guess what: here's another one. It's not as gross as some.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.