~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
What would you do with an Ostrich Egg?
- Sit on it Potsi.
Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty free at last!
- Good job, Alabama! You've only taken a couple of centuries to start breaking the Protestant stranglehold on your non-moonshine industry!
Steak Tartare (Tatar)
- This is meat. It is raw.
Tell me how you like your oatmeal.
- Hot. Sometimes with stuff in it.
~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
The Hamster Gatling Gun - This is why TFR and PI should never intermingle or how to test the patience of a federal agency.
Shady shit you've seen or heard during the ammo shortage - FREE MARKET ECONOMICS IS THE BEST ECONOMICS EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO GUN MARKET ECONOMICS! PROFFFITTEEEEEERSSSS :arg::arg::arg::arg::arg::arg:
Going to a shooting range for the first time, I know ZERO about guns! Advice? - I'm new to guns! How do I not shoot my face off?
What Should I Name My Tank? - The correct answer would be "Too Drunk to Fish."
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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