~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~

Reppin': Mr. Wiggles


What would you do with an Ostrich Egg?
- Sit on it Potsi.

Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty free at last!
- Good job, Alabama! You've only taken a couple of centuries to start breaking the Protestant stranglehold on your non-moonshine industry!

Steak Tartare (Tatar)
- This is meat. It is raw.

Tell me how you like your oatmeal.
- Hot. Sometimes with stuff in it.

~*~ The Firing Range ~*~


Reppin': Miso Beno


The Hamster Gatling Gun - This is why TFR and PI should never intermingle or how to test the patience of a federal agency.

Shady shit you've seen or heard during the ammo shortage - FREE MARKET ECONOMICS IS THE BEST ECONOMICS EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO GUN MARKET ECONOMICS! PROFFFITTEEEEEERSSSS :arg::arg::arg::arg::arg::arg:

Going to a shooting range for the first time, I know ZERO about guns! Advice? - I'm new to guns! How do I not shoot my face off?

What Should I Name My Tank? - The correct answer would be "Too Drunk to Fish."

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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