~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
If you've gotten as far as to read Internet articles about Internet forums (as you apparently have) but you're still not killing yourself by eating dishes of incredible unhealthiness devised by fellow Internet people, well I just don't know what to do with you.

Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Gordon Ramsay is an asshole celebrity chef, but in the good way that makes you like him rather than want to throw him in the fryer. This is a thread about one of his interesting programmes.

Recipes for Mountain Oysters a.ka. Nastiest food you've eaten - As we so often see on the forums, there is a lot of disgusting out there when it comes to foodstuffs. A lot of it can be found here.

Mushroom mushroom! - Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger and some snakes too.

Las Vegas recommendations - Just stay away from the buffets (except Bellagio and Rio) and check out all the other awesome resturaunts in Vegas.

~*~ The Crackhead Clubhouse ~*~
Reppin': brb buddy
Sit back, relax, and figure out the best way to get high using nothing but Children's Dimetapp, a camping stove and some ground-up Excedrin Migraines.

Judge rules Canada's pot possession laws unconstitutional - In a victory leap for the legalization movement, a Toronto judge has ruled that Canada's cannabis possession laws are unconstitutional, after a man brought his issues with the medical marijuana system in Canada to the courtroom.

Impulse Buys When You're High - Lament with other TCCers on how you wasted your money whilst high.

Help me pick an amazing bong! - This man is not able to make decisions, so he's going to let the internet make one for him! YOU be the judge: Choose a new, classy bong so he can impress all the ladies.

The Big, Red, Syrupy DXM Thread - It ain't the Cough Syrup Chugging Station, but it'll do: The official DXM megathread answers all your questions about that mysterious chemical in Robitussin that makes you trip balls...and lose your lunch.

Lets talk about EEEEE!!!!! - The megathread for everyone's favorite "club drug": E! Learn how to avoid bunk pills and how to stay safe out in the clubs.

Weed and movies - What movies are good to see while high? What movies should you see sober? Find out here. (Hint: hardly any movies are good sober, according to our fine TCC fanbase)

Amazing Drug Related Quotes! - Prohibition's given rise to all sorts of famous quotes by famous people, many of them funny in the same way that your super-racist WWII veteran grandpa was funny when he'd have flashbacks.

Shroom activities - Are you bored when you do shrooms? If so, you're probably not engaged enough in your environment. Check this thread out for some fun ways to spice up your shroom adventures!

Some heroin - A bit of a skew from our normal fare of comedic/pathetic TCC threads...this one's a bit more serious. Very vivid photography of a couple shooting up Heroin. It should be noted that directly after the injection was administered, the girl overdosed...but recovered. (WARNING: Includes pictures of people with needles in their arms, if you don't like needles or heroin don't view this thread!)

Give me your best "special" recipes - You can make anything that requires oil with pot. Here's how.

~*~ Debate and Discussion ~*~
Reppin': Yiggy
"With great power comes great responsibility." Knowledge is power, right? So smart people are really responsible? Now riddle me this: if these guys are so smart, why are they being so irresponsible with their time by debating things on the Internet all day? DEBATE THAT ONE, INTER-TOADS!!!!

I'm so tired of alternative medicine. - Neither the healing stones, scented oils, or chakra realignments seemed to have helped my ailments, now I'm blind with pneumonia. Why isn't this stuff making me better?

The Presidential Polls megathread - Sure, everyone says polls this far out are meaningless, but that doesn't mean we can't fret over them ceaselessly. Come see how your favorite candidates are going.

Should we burn witches? - Precisely what punishment is befitting for those who perchance to committ the crimes of practicing the occult?

Mccain's campaign imploding? - McCain's continual lack of success is leading some to predict an inevitable swan song as fundraising numbers continue to lag and campaign staff starts jumping ship. Is there any hope left for the maverick?

What will George W. Bush's post-Presidency look like? - Speculation abounds on the nature of a Post-Bush world.

DC Madam Injunction Lifted - The list of dirty phone numbers is out, and names are slowly rising to the surface in the most recent Washington power sex scandal. Who's next?

That's it for now! Come on back next week for more insights into neurological and eating disorders from the fine regulars of the SA Forums!

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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