Big Johnson rating thread - Some guy drove up in a limo and paid my friend Todd 30 thousand dollars to use his likeness on Big Johnson t-shirts. Todd has 3 girlfriends and he lets me hang out with him as long as I do his chores for him.
hey lol chris benoit died - Chris Benoit died and bad posters ruined the tribute thread. Someone flamewar these jerks in Helldump, they're scum and they make me mad.
i thought fyad poster jorsh was gay - He is! Ha ha ha. Enjoy the hot girl pictures.
lol i got my picture taken on thecobrasnake - Scroll really fast in this thread and stop whenever you see a picture. The second page only has two pictures but one of them is naked girls.
i heard that the basement dwelling goon killed himself - BungMonkey lives in filth. He's trash and knowing he exists makes me kinda depressed. There are pictures of his disgusting room in this thread and also people asking him a bunch of questions that are mean and funny. This thread is in the goldmine now so you know it's good.
this thread is nothing but pictures of a goon wedding - There are a bunch of pictures of a wedding in this thread. These people are all gross they look like they eat toxic waste. Congratulations to the bride and groom.
MSPaint Sorcerer Kittens Wearing Party Hats & Riding Segways While Battling - "Hey guys, I just stopped by this thread to let you know that even though I can't stop myself from reading MSPaint threads I hate them with a passion and can't wait for the day Lowtax bans them forever. Voted one, but can't move on with my life."
The Dwarf Knight Adventures - Once you have incurred the wrath of the wheeled Dwarf Knight, not even death can save you. Because hell has wheelchair access.
Vintage Fruit/Vegetable Labels - Brings me back to the good ole' days of casual racism, subservient women, and heroine cough drops.
Confessions [NWS and most definltely NMS] - No pictures, so it's worksafe. Sometimes I'm really jealous of people who have horrible lives because they have the best stories. Then I ask my parents for some more cash and drive around in the new GTO I got for my sweet sixteen.
i will play for you the banjo - I have picked for you this thread.
And I thought they only chose poor names in Japan - Haha, a lot of these signs are vaguely sexual in nature! Double the entendre, double your fun.
Immigration Bill fails - won't be seen again until 2009 - With the failure of President Bush's immigration legislation, some wonder what the implications will be for the remainder of Bush's term and for the 2008 election.
Nuclear Power: What's the Beef? - Is glowing green the green solution to our fossil fuel problems?
Warren Buffett - Tax the fuck out of the rich. - One topic certain to bring debate is taxes. Death, surpisingly, rather dull.
Cheney's refusal on oversight and record keeping. - Has Cheney's stiff back set the White House on a collision course with the congress?
Justice Scalia Defends Torture, Cites Jack Bauer, "24" - Justice Scalia's comments about how no Jury would dare cross Jack Bauer has instigated further concern around the torture issue.
Supreme court - Seperation of church and state? - who cares - Is the wall between church and country standing tall or showing some cracks?
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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