~*~ Anime Death Tentacle Rape Whorehouse ~*~
Reppin': Nate RFB
ADTRW gets a smaller title than the others because it has a large name and also anime dudes weird me out.
Get your razors and philopsohy 101 hat [Rebuild of Evangelion trailer] - "Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!", now with better animation.
Zero no Tsukaima 2: Saito Gets Beaten Harder - Intense political discussions of revolution and reform round 2. Also may have a generic harem show mixed in as well.
~*~ The Goon Doctor ~*~
Reppin': JOHNSON MCHUGH
I got this gnarly gash on my leg and it's throbbing and now my head is all swollen up and I look like the redhead dude from that movie Mask. Should I seek medical attention?
Tell Me About Dealing With Social Ineptitude Due to Asperger Syndrome - This week's featured thread is a blockbuster of delusion and digust! Originally posted in the Ask/Tell forum and moved around several times until resting here at TGD, ZephMercurial's horrible attention-whoring tale of woe and lard is the only thread you need this week. The combination of the original thread and the Helldump counterpart making fun of it has revealed a lot about our so-called Aspergian thread maker.
Asperger's Syndrome is a form of autism that asocial Internet nerds love to diagnose themselves with. It provides a biological reason for why you can't make friends, and for every person who legitimately has Asperger's, there are dozens who claim to have a "mild" form of it, or only certain aspects of the disease. Don't bother checking Wikipedia for more information because that whole site is Asperger's Hell (or 'Pergatory, if you will).
Back to ZephMercurial (pictured above), who is just another goon wanting to discuss the disease she's so certain she has. She isn't self-diagnosed, but her parents did nag a psychologist long enough that he eventually gave her the dreaded scarlet A. She thinks the disease makes her a better person, maybe because one of the symptoms these people commonly share is above-average IQ. But even if she did have the syndrome, it couldn't possibly explain away any number of terrible qualities she maintains (culled entirely from Wikipedia userboxes):
This user has carpal tunnel syndrome
This user frequents 4chan
This user is a /b/tard
This user broadcasts themselves on YouTube.
This user eats apples.
This user loves oranges.
This user eats watermelon.
This user loves pasta.
This user eats carrots.
This user loves cake.
This user knows they eat Junior Mints in heaven.
This user eats cookies.
This user's favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip.
This user drinks hot chocolate.
This user drinks orange juice.
This user drinks mint tea (Touareg Tea).
This user drinks Mountain Dew.
This user drinks occasionally.
"This user suffers from an eating disorder."
More info on ZephMercurial can be found in the Helldump write-up.
I've got Asperger Syndrome, I'm 19 years old, and I'm an Internet veteran A thread so good it caused a forum name change. "Here's your scenario. I'm 19 years old and graduated from high school in 2006. I'm heading down a great academic path, on my way to college. Still living with my parents, but I plan on moving out when I'm socially and financially independent. I sound pretty normal right? There's only one problem here. I've got Asperger Syndrome. I'll make an Ask Me thread about it later. One of the problems I've got to deal with with this disorder is the fact that I'm an involuntary social hermit crab. I tend to be brutally honest, stubborn as a mule, rigid in my thinking, horribly impatient and a total bitch in general. Trust me, I do try to talk to people, but most of what I say comes out wrong and people get their panties in a bunch over something I didn't mean any offense about. Either people are too fucking sensitive nowadays, or I'm being a bitch and I don't even know it. I'm going insane from not being able to talk to people where they can understand what I'm saying. My question to you, A+T goons: How the hell can I socially interact without pissing people off, looking like a jackass, etc.?" Oh and this:
Posters in W&W - WAYWT thread all look the fucking same. ACRONYMS! Here's a sure fire tip on how to look good, wear girl pants that crush your junk.
Faggot email of the year awards Last week I mentioned in how in the PRON HAUL thread there was a guy who made three times as many posts as anyone else. Well of course such a great poster ended up being banned. What was his recourse? Why a Dear Richard email! Congrats Great White Dope on your Faggot email of the year award.
djynn flyssa this thread is about you Time for a trip from the Goldmine. Please don't read this thread unless you have a strong stomach. You would think that one boy and his magical gay love of Yoshi wouldn't make strong men weep, but you would be wrong.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
The Something Awful Forums: the last bastion of sanity on the Internet. "Forum Fridays" glances at some of the most interesting and popular threads from nearly each forum, highlighting a handful of threads each week.