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~*~ FYAD ~*~
Reppin': liquidator vrunt
"FYAD is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In FYAD you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the FYAD motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends." - C. Cardigan

Holy crap, Wendys - There are plenty of lols on the menu in this thread. Check out the calories in these fast food items. Things heat up even more when everyone gets selected to win free ipod nanos!

what does shivadas order when he goes to the restaurant - Hurfery durfery doo, a BYOB reggae on page two. Hurfery durfery dee, bare-breasted ladies on page three.

post a picture of goons and post what they are saying - Great pictures of goons. Great captions. This thread has it all: text as well as images.

trip report: getting the cops called on you at 12:30am - This thread starts off slow with some livejournal-type posts, but by the second page everyone just keeps posting anyway and nobody cares that it's boring.

Magic Hat Detective's Cousin: A Fanfiction by Haoma - The first couple 'lol's in this thread were from people who didn't actually read it but the rest are all genuine. Be sure to check out all 17 installments of Haoma's grade-A fanfic. There are pictures in this thread, too.

nebulaskytrick's awfulyearbook page is hilarious - Here is a fun fact: nebulaskytrick is actually three words. Nebula Sky Trick. If you thought it was just one big jumble you were wrong. Anyways check his thread out.

what happens when u put Weed under a babys pillow - Things get wild when the cops make a surprise visit to this thread. If you've got a baby and some weed, you're ready to party.

fyad is in the wall street journal this weekend - The Fyad forum gets plugged in the wall street journal. What has your subforum contributed to society lately?

~*~ General Bullshit ~*~
Acting Rep: rubber cat
GBS is the forum where threads that don't quite fit anywhere else go. We already have lots of specialized subforums already though, so a large portion of what flows into GBS are threads like "I just pooped my pants at work today and I don't remember eating all that corn". Oh, and these:

Dimensional Failure - One of the greatest photoshop threads in months! And the best part is you can scroll past the constant bitching and just look at the pictures.

Tales of a bartender - Who knew serving alcoholic beverages in a former penal colony could lead to violence?

Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things. - Millions of years ago mighty killdozers roamed the Earth, carving out the mountains and valleys with their mighty plows. Let us mourn the passing of these gentle giants.

Why Spiny Norman can't go back to the city of Bath - Every time I see a Spiny Norman thread I think, "Sweet! I don't have to read this to make sure it's good enough for the update." Then I rail a line of coke off the ass of a hooker who costs more per night than you make annually. That's how I roll with my phat Forum Friday (Monday) cash.

How to draw EVERYTHING - Yes! And I can't believe www.clownpenis.fart is still unregistered!

Some jerk set my Jeep on fire and almost burned down my apt building [pics] - Pretty self explanatory title, yup. That really does suck doesn't it?

McDonalds takes the time to answer incredibly stupid questions - McDonald's really takes offense at the term McJobs. Internet, please stop giving apt descriptions to meaningless and unrewarding positions in the service industry.

Some kind of goddamn retard bird is attacking my house - Deathwatch countdown! How many times will this bird fly into the window before it kills itself? Vegas odds listed on page 3.

Presidents Behaving Badly - This is nothing. I once saw George Bush Sr. and Dubya take turns sodomizing a four year old to death.

~*~ BYOB ~*~
Reppin': graey alien
BYOB is all about maxin' and relaxin'. Attempt any other activities and you will quickly find yourself at the wrong end of an angry nerd's keyboard! It's blue and all you're supposed to do is chill with your friends, making it almost exactly like being trapped in a collapsed igloo with the math team.

My 12 year old brother just called my mom and told on me because I made him - Lil Bro Bradley is discovering a brand new beautiful world to explore. A world of warcraft. While Momma is at stretch class getting bodtight+bodright Brad has been clicking on the Dragon Sheath Emblem Wyyrcrest of Gurtril Minor The Candid. Big byob bro has had enough and is pulling the cord. FFS Blizz...

russ gay audio thread i never do these any more so make this most of this
- Loads of hot gay audio streaming directly across the internet direct to you, the user. This audio ain't gonna get any gayer so act now.

!L@@K! Post Your Picture Thread !L@@K!
- All the pictures posted here are real and accurate representations of the poster.

JUBILEEEEEE!
- I'm the proud owner of 4/4 issues of the rare and special edition limited run 'Fat Jubilee' Marvel comic series. Everytime I bring the subject up at my local bar all the other patrons can do is illustrate their absolute IGNORANCE toward literature if their total lack of response is any indication.

~*~ No Music Discussion ~*~
Reppin': Sir Tonk
Who doesn't like music? It's me. I'm the guy that doesn't like music.
That was a lie and I apologize.


We need to create a comprehensive list of the worst albums of all time - Thank you ScootsMagoo, I had blocked most of these albums from my memory and now I've got to do it all over again.

Questionably Gay Moments in Rap Lyricism - A friend of mine told me that there is this gay underground in rap culture and most new artists have to 'prove' themselves to the big producers. This doesn't have anything to do with that, or does it?

Albums that "grow on you" - Do you often change your mind? Did you not like the Sopranos and saw the final episode and now you're all about Tony? Sounds like it's time to give that second Pigface album another listen.

kanye west samples daft punk. Is nothing sacred? - "In the future we will sample Kanye West." has inspired another ML contest.

[World Tour]-The White Stripes - OfChristandMen brings us one of the most well-constructed concert calendar updates I've ever seen.

The "Get your fellow goon band to play a show with your band" thread. - It's like meetup.com, but not.

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