~*~ Ask / Tell ~*~
Reppin': Elbonio


My friend is being investigated for talking to a minor online. Oh oh! Someone's been playing wizards with the kiddies! Grab the popcorn and hope they sieze his computer.

Stories where Satan is the good guy. Workin' to feed his family, making an honest living as the angel of darkness.

Speeding; unwritten rule or not the norm? I regularly do 120MPH because I AM AWESOME AT DRIVING.

[Ask] Me about 'hacking the school computer system'. This guy deserves mocking, please do so.

~*~ Serious Hardware / Software Crap ~*~
Reppin': BiohazrD


How do you organize your computer? - It takes less than 5 posts for someone to mention their porn folder. Also, anything other than ~Music and ~Videos is just wrong.

shut the fuck up about the model m - No. Seriously. Shut the fuck up about the goddamn Model M. It doesn't even have a Windows key and it is going to break your wrists.

iPhone development tutorial: Building a game of Paper Football -

Namgsemterces posted:

For reference, here's what I've spent to develop iPhone apps:

  • A Mac mini (1.83ghz, 1gb ram) - $599 + tax
  • A developer's license - $99
  • An iPhone (I didn't buy the iPhone specifically to develop for iPhones, but I'll include it anyways) - $299 + tax

That comes out to a bit more than $1000 after taxes.


Hey Apple. Release a fucking SDK for Windows.
More Forum Friday's Monday

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Meditations from a Movable Weiner

    Meditations from a Movable Weiner

    Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.

  • BarkWire.com Dog Reviews: The Barquis de Sade & Cleaver

    BarkWire.com Dog Reviews: The Barquis de Sade & Cleaver

    Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.