~*~ Pet Island ~*~
Reppin': light_urple
Are you a pet fan? A fan of pets? Do you kiss your pets more than you kiss people? Have you ever given a cat CPR? Do you sometimes wish you could have pot-bellied pig babies? You disgust me.

The Horrors Revisited: ACO Stories 2 - If you enjoyed the last ACO horror thread (or even if you never saw that thread) you'll love these stories of crazy cat ladies, rotting animal corpses, and other tales from former Animal Control officers.

Purcahed a new horse - Backyard breeding isn't limited to dogs. Just because your horse has a uterus doesn't mean it should make babies. Post in this thread at your own risk! The OP might call you an "American git" (enjoy the probation, Minge).

Post tales of adorable pet behaviors/antics! - Read and share stories of all your cutesy-wootsy pet tricks!

Banfield - Banfield is like the Walmart/McDonalds/Best Buy of veterinarian offices. Wanna know more? Check out this thread.v

~*~ Creative Convention ~*~
Reppin': friendship waffle
No, not like a Kirk-Spock slash fanfiction convention! Those haven't been creative for years.

Stencil Thread (Now with 100000% New Name) - Guess what those young hoodlums in your neighborhood are up to? That's right, when they're not madly gyrating their hips to the thrusting pulse of that newfangled "rock" music they are painting using aerosols.

Photo-a-day thread for October - If you enjoy photography you'll enjoy sorting through this mass of photos. Because it's the first week of october, and the monthly photography thread is still almost manageable.

The Three Word Story - a collaborative effort at writing. - But before he / took another bite / to his manhood,

Daily Drawing and Doodles for October - a tribe of cephalopods could so kick their asses

~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
If you've gotten as far as to read Internet articles about Internet forums (as you apparently have) but you're still not killing yourself by eating dishes of incredible unhealthiness devised by fellow Internet people, well I just don't know what to do with you.

Alton Brown on Top Chef and The Next Iron Chef - Apparently, Mr. Brown said some not very nice things about some other television programmes. While not surprising to many of us, the legions of fanboys are having a hard time dealing with the fact that Alton is, in fact, human after all.

Wine time! - This thread is for all of those who felt left out in the vodka thread, and the beer thread, and the gin thread, and the whiskey thread, ...

Duck, duck.... duck! What to do with a whole duck? - Good thread about cooking duck, as well as the return of a ghost from the past.

Food Blogs--your favorites? - A thread on an internet cooking forum about more cooking on the internet.

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