~*~ Games ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Onslaught
It's our video games forum! What more do you want from me?!
Anyone considered giving up games entirely? - What happens when gamers stop playing games, and start getting real? Something Awful presents...The Real World.
Moments in games that made you feel like an idiot - "The barrel in Carnival Nights Zone from Sonic the Hedgehog 3 ruined my life."
Beating those arcade games for the major prizes, how...? - Once I unravel the mystery of getting that free PSP, I'll graduate to winning consistently at slot machines.
Let's Play Princess Maker 2! Turning a sweet baby girl into a monster - Hey a video game about princesses, this seems innocent enough because...wait why is it prominently displaying the measurements of a ten year old girl?
Look, I don't want to overreact, but the water machines in HL2 make me want - DR>BREENS PRIVATE RESERVE.
~*~ No Music Discussion ~*~
Reppin': Sir Tonk
Who doesn't like music? It's me. I'm the guy that doesn't like music.
That was a lie and I apologize.
SOAD's Serj Tankian has a solo album coming out soon - Did you like SOAD's first two albums? Then you'll probably like Serj's new album, which sounds exactly like them.
Why Does Everyone Hate Pitchfork with a Passion? - I have a passion. A passion for hate. And I hate this: The experience and emotions tied to listening to Kid A are like witnessing the stillborn birth of a child while simultaneously having the opportunity to see her play in the afterlife on Imax.
Daft Punk: Alive 2007 - Daft Punk is releasing a live CD for the most recent tour and work on a DVD is rumored. There is also a really good youtube page that has all of their videos and a bunch of live footage on it.
Freestyle Rap/Battle Thread (World Rap Championships 2007 and Scribble Jam) - The WRC/Scribble thread is still going after almost two months. We've still got another two months of the WRC left.
Holy shit Dan Deacon (bring your ritalin to this thread) - Huh. I can't really describe this guy. He was included in the last Fake SA, the celebrity one. And he's on tour.
This is it. The worst band name ever. - The problem is that all the good name are taken by terrible bands. Like Lying Bitch and the Restraining Orders. If I saw that band was coming, I'd want to see it. And I'd probably be dissapointed.
Best Music Magazines? - Some really good suggestions in here, if you still read stuff on paper.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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