~*~ General Bullshit ~*~
GBS is the forum where threads that don't quite fit anywhere else go. We already have lots of specialized subforums already though, so a large portion of what flows into GBS are threads like "I just pooped my pants at work today and I don't remember eating all that corn". Oh, and these:
Vertical Wars: the joys of magnetizing plastic Army Men - After many failed experiments, the failure rate of attaching magnets to the bottom of toy soldiers has been reduced to less than %2. Instructions here
Tell me what to do with RileyMason.com - Alex Bowser, aka AlexBowser, just spent $300 on the domain name of an ex-girlfriend/pornstar. But it's OK because he's doing it for school. Highschool yearbook photos from Got2BtheCupcake on page 6
Choices. - An ArtRage adventure thread with only two choices: stop and continue. Then endless variations of constinueop and stoptinuation.
Does anyone remember Hulk Hogan shoes? - No, but I remember the Wrestling Boots Travelling Band and that being a Hulkamaniac involves having fun with my family and friends to the tune of a Casio keyboard beat.
For big girls only! - XXL lingerie is an oxymoron.
They'll make a better idiot (stories of a tech support lifer) - Modern customer service would try the patience of Christ himself.
Another effort to permaban Granos Effort: succeeded. Cause man, this guy was fucking creepy. He made a hair doll and then ejaculated onto it. Ewwwww.
Ask me about being angerbotSD's best friend Hey, it turns out that no, he isn't. He's just a weirdo who harasses people over AIM. A lot of people. As in, all of the mods have him blocked.
R3N33, Your vagina is showing <3 Who's a little attention whore? You are R33N33, YOU ARE! Bad tattoos, weird piercings and really? REALLY?
Tristor knows the difference between ephebophilia and pedophilia And brother, he ain't afraid to constantly harp on the difference.
Ack is right.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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