~*~ General Bullshit ~*~
GBS is the forum where threads that don't quite fit anywhere else go. We already have lots of specialized subforums already though, so a large portion of what flows into GBS are threads like "I just pooped my pants at work today and I don't remember eating all that corn". Oh, and these:
Goldmine! MS Paint Goooooons - goons.bmp
My Roommate's Odd Masturbation Habits - Once your roommate has caught you jerking it the only way to restore balance to the relationship is to catch him in the act. And once every lie has been swept aside and every barrier has been shattered your friendship shall be strengthened a thousand fold.
I found a book of clipart at school! - Remember those silly drawings in your grade school spelling and vocab books? The Japanese, as they tend to do, have found a way to do it 1,000 times better.
Bail my ass out by colorizing a dragon - Hello, I am a talented enough artist that I can draw better than 95% of the population, but I'll be damned if I have to learn how to use the fill option in MSPaint.
Drugs, virginity, writing books, moving overseas, sex changes - I don't know how this thread got ignored when you consider the fact that most Goons are virgin substance abusers who wish they could move to Japan and would consider a sex change for the privilege of awkwardly groping at their own breasts.
Video Game Anagram Image Manipulation Thread for Posting - There's a new Photoshop Thread sheriff in town, and his name is RipVTide.
I will twist balloons for you! - Come marvel at the talents of a balloon artist who creates Megaman and Yoda replicas for goons. But know this, he secretly hates you and your stupid requests and would rather be working on his piece de' resistance: God Creates Adam in balloon form.
Jello Night - A Photo Journal - GRAAAAAAA! Im a JELLO FIEND,,,,IT JIGGLED ALL OVER MY FACE AND INTO MY TUMMY
DEAR CHRIS WALKEN - Fun Fact #2404: Christopher Walken is the result of all Americans' shared hallucinations based upon their image of the ideal man. Walken shows us what we are capable of. He also hid a watch up his ass for seven years.
i thought this trio of korean comic strips was pretty lol - Some Korean guy made three comics about what people would do when they knew they were going to die. If I were in one of these comics, my last act would be to fill a kiddie pool with ranch dressing and submerge myself in it while playing The Cure albums super loud.
I got a 500 gig external hard drive today - It's a world of information. Save the files. Right-click first, plebeian. Get your hands on those files at all costs. Norton will not protect you, but smug superiority is nature's hardware firewall. Ever heard of .mng? No? Get the fuck off my internets. My latest download is the design for a "w00t" t-shirt and it will make me rich both monetarily and emotionally. While you work at Pizza Hut, I will save and savor my files on my hard drive. Good day.
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